Grandmother Dearest!/Transcript

(Caber, Sugar, Joel, and Slab reach Sugar's grandmother's house)

Sugar: Well, here we are. (wipes her feet on the welcome mat)

(Everyone enters the house. Sugar's grandmother has glasses, and notices Sugar's party bombs.)

Sugar's grandmother: BOMBERS! LOCK THE DOORS! CLOSE THE WINDOWS!

Joel: Um, ma'am, those aren't-

Sugar's grandmother: DON'T YOU SASS ME, YOUNG MAN!

Sugar: Grandma, it's me, Sugar. Your granddaughter?

Sugar's grandmother: Oh... Right.

(A Squirtle comes out.)

Sugar: Hi, Squirtle. (smiles)

Squirtle: Squirt Squirtle squirt!

Sugar: Oh, Grandma, these are my friends.

Caber: I'm Caber McToss. Pleased to meet you, ma'am. (shakes hands with her)

Charmander: Charmander-Char. (Nice to meet you.)

Sugar's grandmother: See you found yourself a guy friend.

(Sugar's face goes Tamato Berry red.)

Joel: I'm Joel.

Slab: You can call me Slab.

Sugar's grandmother: Nice to meet you two.

Cupcake: Bulba saur. (Hi Squirtle)

Squirtle: Squirtle. (Hello.)

Caber: Your granddaughter's told us many things about you, ma'am.

Sugar's grandmother: Did she tell you I'm current? (There is a lot of old-fashioned décor around the house.)

Caber: Uh, no, I think she left that out.

Sugar: Yeah. (She turns to Caber and mouths "no".)