Crazy Fat Kid Battle

Synopsis
Elizabeth and Dragonet encounter Kim Jong-un who is visiting Alola while they are walking home from their appointment. She challenges him to a battle, but loses horribly and forfeits due to Dragonet passing out. But when Kim Jong-un throws two conjoined baby Ninja Dragonets in Dragonet's face and tells her to kill them, she keeps them.

Transcript
Elizabeth was trying to calm her little fish down before she had the test. The poor fish was crying and whimpering like a puppy.

Elizabeth: Calm down. I'm here with you.

...

Later, she was walking home. Suddenly, she saw Kim Jong-un.

Dragonet: Is that Kim Jong-un?!

Kim: Bow down to me at once! You shall call me the Dear Leader.

Elizabeth: No!

Dragonet screamed and hid behind Elizabeth. She was afraid he would find her weakness and kill her.

Kim: What's wrong, idiots?

Elizabeth: Nothing! I challenge you to a battle!

Dragonet: But I'm tired. I just had a blood test.

Elizabeth: Nevermind, I regret saying that.

Kim: Oh no you don't. You are not leaving until you battle I, the Dear Leader.

Elizabeth: But she's tired! She'll pass out if she battles!

Dragonet: Fine. I'll do it.

Elizabeth: Are you sure? You look pretty tired.

Dragonet: I'm fine!

Elizabeth: Okay.

Kim sent out his Salamence. Compared to it, Dragonet was microscopic.

Elizabeth: Dragonet, use Dazzling Gleam! This should be easy.

Or not. Salamence flew out of the way, causing Dragonet to smash right into the ground. He then used Flamethrower and melted her blade, burning her.

Elizabeth: Dragonet!