Highly illogical(Galaxy Rifts)

"YOU THINK THE SUN IS A PLANET?"

- Uxie

In Highly illogical, two of the lake trio and the Singularity duo try to get Uxie out of her cave... and it doesn't end well.

Transcript
* Equonix, Lightie, Mesprit and Azelf are all situated outside of Lake Aquity, waiting for Uxie*

(Equonix): Uxie's been in there for a long while. What's holding her up?

(Azelf): She's intelegent, but lazy.

(Mesprit): We need to wake her up... but how?

(Lightie): Maybe just say the dumbest and factually incorrect thing you can think of?

(Azelf): The dumbest thing I can think of, hmmm?

* Two minutes later*

(Uxie): YOU THINK THE SUN IS A PLANET?

(Azelf): Well, I did tell everyone it's a planet.

(Uxie): You WHAT!?

(Mesprit): *laughing*

(Blastoise): *Approaches Mesprit* Why are you... oh.

(Uxie): HOW MANY BRAIN CELLS DID YOU FREAKING LOSE?

(Axelf): *Makes a cheeky face* one.

(Uxie): grrrrrrrrrr... THAT'S --

(Mesprit, Equonix, Lightie and Blastoise): *All burst out with laughter*

(Uxie): Did you three plan this all out?

(Mesprit): uhhh... It wasn't me!

(Lightie): Not me.

(Equonix): I would never do that!

(Azelf): I'm dumb.

(Lightie): *whispering to Azelf* cut the act already, it's over.

(Uxie): And who said it was OK to blow up Lake Valor?

(Azelf): WHAT!? *flies towards Lake Valor* YOU'LL REGRET THAAAAAT!

(Uxie): *silently chuckles* revenge.

(Mesprit): Oh, and Cyrus returned.

(Uxie): WHAT THE HECK!? Wait, are you telling the truth, or...

(Mimikyu): *Dressed up as Mesprit* I'm telling the truth!

(Uxie): ...I'm gonna have to get him again. *Flies away, as if she was marching towards the old Team Galactic headquarters*

(Equonix): Did you just...

(Mimikyu): Uhhh... *Makes a poorly vocalized version of Mesprit's cry*

(Azelf): Where did you put Mesprit?

(Mesprit): *Pops up from behind Mimikyu* Got you! *laughs*

(Mimikyu): *Laughs nervously*

(Azelf): Wow, just wow. Great move Mesprit, just great...

(Equonix): You aren't a good prankster, are you?

(Mesprit): *Stops for a second, then looks down* no.

(Lightie): Now I just wish that wouldn't happen again.

(Mesprit): uhhh...

(Mimikyu horde): *All of them are dressed up as Uxie* Yoon YOOOON!

(Equonix): oh no.

Trivia

 * When Mesprit was momentarily replaced by a lookalike Mimikyu, it spoke in a Male voice.
 * This also happened when all the Uxie-kyus imitated Uxie's cry.