Fighting Fire with Fire!/Transcript

(Scene opens on everyone walking. Artemis is running ahead.)

Athena: (panting) Artemis.... Slow.... down!

Quincy: (panting) Why...the fast.....pace?

Quincy's Goomy: Gooom myy? (Why are you in such a hurry?)

Artemis: Are you guys crazy? The next city's only three minutes away!

Quincy's Goomy:  Gooom myy mmyyy? (But why are you in such a hurry?)

Athena's Goomy:  Goo goo mmyy? (Yeah, why?)

Artemis: Come on! Quincy's gonna battle the Gym Leader and we'll watch! Wait, what's the Gym type?

(Athena looks it up)

Athena: Ghost.

(Artemis shivers)

(They spot a French girl with an X on it. Artemis immediately moves closer to Chili, a fearful look upon her face)

Aphrodite: Who's that?

???: Oh non!

Artemis: I have a creepy feeling about her...

(Athena read the bio and found her page)

Athena: Apparently, she's Fantina, a Ghost-type Gym Leader.

(A shaking Artemis clings to Aphrodite.)

Artemis: Uggghhhh.....

Quincy: Don't be such a little kid.....

Artemis: (Her face goes pink with rage) Who are you calling a KID!!! (She tackles Quincy and begins fighting her)

Aphrodite: Um, Quincy? Maybe you should've just let Artemis be.

Quincy's Quilava: Quil lava? ("Aphrodite?")

Aphrodite: Yes, Quilava?

Quincy's Quilava: Quil quil lava quil? (Do Quincy and Artemis occasionally fight?)

Aphrodite: Oh my gosh, you have no idea how much they used to fight when we were kids.

Quincy's Quilava:  Quil lav? ("Tell me?")

Aphrodite: Ohh... My... Well, one time when we were eating, Artemis started kicking Quincy under the table and they began squabbling. Mom finally had to separate them.

Quincy's Quilava:  Quil..... ("No......")

Aphrodite: Mm-hmm. Mr. Fire-Master over there (she jerks her head toward Chili a few times) wouldn't understand, though.

(Quincy and Artemis are still fighting, as Aphrodite, Turtwig and Quilava look at one another and chuckle to themselves)

Quincy's Quilava:  Quil Quilava Quilava? (Will they never stop?)

Aphrodite's Turtwig: Turt twig twig turtwig. (If you mean will Artemis never learn, no she won't.)

Aphrodite: Well said, Turtwig.

Alex: *looks over to see a badly hurt pokemon*

(Artemis finally stops, as she is too tired to continue.)

(A few hours later, Quincy was doing her gym battle, her Quilava against Fantina's Gengar)

Artemis: Uuuggghhhhh....

Quincy:  Do it, Quilava, Flamethrower.

(Quilava uses Flamethrower, defeating Gengar)

Artemis: (quickly) Okay, battle over, can we go now?!

 (Quilava's damage was too much to handle and collapsed as well, both pokemon had swirls for eyes) 

Referee: Quilava and Gengar are both unable to battle!

Artemis: (through her teeth) Exactly, can we split this nuthouse now?!

Aphrodite: Artemis...

Quincy: Pansage, let's do this!

(Pansage was battling Mismagius)

Artemis: Uugghhh.... I hate Ghost-types... (She falls on her side)

Quincy: Pansage, Energy Ball!

Fantina: Mystical Fire, Mismagius!

(A collision of Mystical Fire and Energy Ball explodes, but Mystical Fire was heading to Pansage, overpowering it, while Pansage had swirls for eyes)

Referee:  Pansage is unable to battle, Mismagius wins!

Aphrodite: Oh, poor Pansage!

Chili: Grass-types like Pansage are weak against Fire-type attacks.

Aphrodite: I thought Mystical Fire was Ghost-type.

Athena: Aphrodite, you idiot...

Quincy:  Alright Goomy, its your turn!

Artemis: Why Goomy?

Aphrodite: (She giggles) Because every Pokémon needs a little fresh air sometimes!

Quincy:  Do it Goomy, Muddy Water.

Aphrodite: (She screams) EWWWWW!!!!!

Artemis: Oh jeez....

 (The damage from Muddy Water was so powerful that Mismagius fainted from the attack with swirls for eyes) 

Referee:  Mismagius is unable to battle, Goomy wins!

Ursie: (He has climbed on top of Aphrodite) Ursa! (Congratulations!)

(a few hours later, Goomy uses Dragon Breath and blasts Drifblim with full force)

Quincy: DO IT!!!

(Drifblim is slammed into the floor with swirls for eyes)

Referee: Drifblim is unable to battle, Goomy wins!

Artemis: (shuddering) (thinking) Kill them, kill them all!

(Goomy is panting from exhaustion)

Aphrodite: Aww, poor Goomy!

Artemis: He'll live.

Quincy: You mean "She'll" live?

Artemis: Yeah, yeah. (She leans against air, causing her to fall)

Athena: Ugh...

(Dusknoir used Trick Room then an Ice Punch, pummeling poor Goomy to the ground, all swirly eyed)

Referee:  Goomy is unable to battle, Dusknoir wins!

(Its finally the final battle, Togepi vs Dusknoir)

Quincy:  Togepi, its all up to you!

Aphrodite: I don't think that's such a good idea...

Quincy: Do it, Togepi, Metronome!

(Togepi's Metronome got Shadow Claw)