Battle for Victory/Episode 1

Transcript
Four: Welcome, everyone, to Battle for Victory! I'm your host, Four! With my cohost, X!

Rotom, Elizabeth, Dragonet and Manaphy step forward.

X: These are our first contestants.

Dragonet: This competition is mine!

Rotom: What a bold assumption.

Elizabeth: I wouldn't be so sure about that!

Four: While everyone gets here, we can start assembling teams.

Ultra walks in.

Ditto: I want those one million dollars!

Four: Elizabeth, you’re one of the Team Captains.

Elizabeth (thinking): Yes!

Rotom: Who is the rival Team Captain? Please don’t be me.

Dragonet raises her fin, since she was in her normal state.

Dragonet (thinking): At least there's no tongue to stop me from talking!

Rotom: Dragonet?!

Dragonet: Yep! I'm going to win that million dollars!

Elizabeth: What would a fish do with a million dollars? I bet you’ll be eliminated first.

Dragonet: Good question. And no, I will win!

Dratini: I'll win, f-ers!

Everybody just stared at Dratini.

Four: Dratini, that's strike one.

Dratini: What?!

Four: No, I’m kidding. The viewers will vote out a member of the losing team. If you keep swearing, they'll vote you out.

Dratini: Whatever, idiots.

Four: If you can't watch your language, then I'll have no choice but to eliminate you myself. We can't have a foulmouth in this competition. Anyways, there are four team captains. We have to wait for the others.

Tsareena stepped forward.

Tsareena: I'm the third team captain.

Raindash: Which Hybrid is going to win? Me or her?

???: We're the ones who made you those Hybrids in the first place!

Dragonet: What the? The stupid scientists are here?!

Raindash: Let's kill them!

Four: Stop! No violence either!

Stupid scientist #1: Let's do an experiment on them.

Raindash hypnotizes the scientists with her hypnosis abilities. Dragonet stabs them with Mucus Shuriken.

Elizabeth: Guys, stop! We're not going to have a battle in the middle of a game show!

Raindash simply slams them to the ground repeatedly with Psychic while Dragonet keeps stabbing them, almost like they enjoy it.

The scientists were dead, but then they got up, good as new.

Scientist: Every time you kill us, we'll come back fine.

X: Can we please start assembling the teams?!

Everyone stopped as the remaining contestants walked in.

Glorysia: The hell was that about?

Dragonet: They're the stupid scientists who changed us into these forms.

Four: Alright, everyone get into teams now. Hurry up!

X: Four!

Raindash: Should I just hypnotize you all into doing what I want?

Elizabeth: Cool it, Raindash.

Four: Okay! I’ll pick your teams for you! Elizabeth’s team is