"Guys, this isn't the right way," I said. "You'd think a secret lair would be on top of a volcano or something, not at the bottom of a canyon." "Mewtwo, I already told ya, I got a GPS for a brain," replied Noivern. "At least I think I do. Anyway, what's the worse that can happen?" "We could get stuck down here," muttered Manectric, counting on his claws. "We could get crushed in an avalanche-" "Or your bones can get grinded into nothingness by us," hissed a sinister voice behind us. We turned around. A midnight blue and black Mewtwo with dark grey cyborg parts was standing behind us! Behind him was a team of Pokémon who were exact copies of us, only darker! And not Dark-types like Houndoom, but literal darks! And I could tell they were evil. "OH SNAPCAKES WITH SHOOTSYRUP ON TOP!" yelled Lucario. "ANTI-POKEMON!" "Anti-Pokémon?" asked Absol. "Anti-Pokémon are evil Pokémon clones made by the Empire," said Charizard. "They're like Metal Sonic only not robots, they suck, and they don't have awesome theme songs." "That's where you're wrong, my goody-goody counterpart," growled a blood-red Charizard with black undersides on its body and wings. "We actually have a cool theme song." He took out a jukebox and played Metal Sonic's theme song from Sonic Generations. "ANTI-MEWTWO! ANTI-CHARIZARD! ANTI-NOIVERN! ANTI-ABSOL! ANTI-MANECTRIC! ANTI-LUCARIO! ANTI-HOUNDOOM! AND TOGETHER WE ARE.........THE ANTI-REBELS!"
Anti-Noivern cut off the jukebox. "That wasn't even an original theme song!" I said. "Well, it doesn't even matter, because your theme song of life ends NOW!" shouted Anti-Mewtwo. "Anti-Rebels, ATTACK!" "Run!" We all took off. "Why aren't we staying to kick their Anti-Butts?" asked Absol, narrowly missing an attack from Anti-Absol. "Antis are often more powerful than originals," answered Lucario, firing an Aura Sphere that clashed with one sent out from Anti-Lucario. "It's very rare when a normal Pokémon is able to beat its anti-counterpart." "But Sonic the Hedgehog beats Metal Sonic every time-" "SHUT UP AND KEEP RUNNING!" yelled Charizard, slapping Houndoom with a wing. Eventually we had outran them. "I think we're safe," I said, gasping for breath. "Wrong again, loser," said Anti-Mewtwo. Before we knew what had happened, each of us were in a net. "I thought you said you're grind our bones into nothingness!" said Manectric. "Well, we decided to completely follow out our orders and capture you instead," replied Anti-Manectric, showing his knife-sharp fangs in an evil grin. "Now we'll get a promotion from Lord Dusknoir for sure!" "Let's get these prisoners back to the lair," commanded Anti-Mewtwo. They grabbed the ends of the net and dragged us off. Is this the end? I wondered. Well, at least we lived full lives. Maybe Arceus will make us Guardian Angel Pokémon that come back to this planet.
Wanna listen to the Anti-Rebels' theme song? Check it out here!
